Today is day three of the blogging marathon and the theme is random sentences. Well lucky for you my brain is a series of random sentences. What I have for you today is a sample of its activity before I drag arse out of bed!
It’s a challenge to see how random can you be. Write ten sentences where there is no connection to each other. Go as random as you can get. Show the creativity in the paragraph and surprise the reader. The story sure need not make any sense. But must sure give a laugh to the reader.
Dang it alarm is going off didn’t I just fall asleep? But I feel better when I’m dancing. Man I hate this dam commute to work. Hello butterfly fluttering in my throat. Yay we can watch the new episode of Agents of Shield tonight! It’s the final countdown final countdoooown. Yes I did put clothes out. I don’t understand why they didn’t take retirement contributions out of my check when they enrolled me! Cause you listen to the music sing, oh, ey, oh. You know what I will have a piece of cheese.